Let's start simple.
I call this 'back to basics, basically'....
hello - gude
good morning - moning
good afternoon - apinun
how are you? - yu stap gut?
i am fine - mi stap gut
please - plis
excuse me - sori
thank you - tenkyu
goodbye - gutbai OR lukim yu
see you later - lukim yu bihain
see you tomorrow - bai mi lukim yu tumora
some useful phrases
are you married? - yu marit o?
i have enjoyed myself very much - mi hamamas tru
that is bad - em i nogut
where is the toilet? - haus pekpek i stap we?
i would like a bath - mi laik waswas
the bus is late - bus i bihain taim
(um jenny... you're on drugs)