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Cactus Country - in dedication of the pinkness of cacti

 go check out the new blog! it's super cool...

We build artifical rock landscapes for many possibilites.........

welcome friends and foes, to our lair of love........a love that dwells deep inside of us, day after day. what could such a love stem from, you ask? the answer is quite simple. a pair of pants. or two or three pairs in fact.
let us explain. it all began in maths in grade 9. mr hughes would oft wear this one pair of green trousers, and we would marvel at the things he could do with these pants......solve terrific maths equations, and bring a classroom of 25 girls to tears (no i lie, but it would have been funny had it happened. lets just say, for the purpose of the story then, that it did......)
SO.......this really is quite unimportant now, but its good to share stories. stories are fun, i like dr suess.
but seriously now......WELL COME to our humble home. have a gander around and tell your friends, your gran, your old seedy neighbour and even the bus boy.  "I do believe we can expect great things from you harry potter (and bec and jen and katie)"...........

this site really serves no great purpose. it was born to parents who really weren't ready for a child - in a way you could say it was a bit of a nasty shock. but, it was a trooper this site was, and it has battled and fought it's way to the top, and now stands tall and delivers to you all the crap that we three lassies have to offer. 
AHOY!!!

ALL THATS NEW (as well as all that isn't)

hurry up and get to the point............

6th June
this eve bec and i decided to do something productive and the site was born.
we aren't sure what we christen it as, we were thinking maybe oscar, but we don't want any stigma with the sesame street character, so we may have to come up with an alternative. do let us know if you have any suggestions.
ps.  jenny noyes rules (straighter than a ruler..........NOT)

7th June
HOME ALONE......."this is my house - i MUST defend it!!"
wonder what bec got up to today??..hmmmm
cheers to christoph for coming and babysitting me this eve, ps you left your cd here and if it is not claimed in the next 24 hrs it will be mine.

11th June
it's 2:22 and i've been home for an hour and ten minutes. how i love early leaves (except when it means missing knitting club). I have some work to do this afternoon, so my afternoon wont all be wasted away on the computer talking to gavnormous.
note to sarah dale: nobody cares about your waa waa's in regards to not being on our friends list. but stay tuned for the upcoming debating page - it's sure to be a hit!!

12 June
Bec The Brilliant has finally figured out how to edit this site, so we can expect great things from her now.
Did you know there's only 6 more school days left of this term? Am*zing!!
Regards to Ms McCluksey and wishes for a speedy recovery - woem to you lassie. Adios

14th June
What a lovely Saturday morning it is!! In local news, I finished knitting my fourth scarf just now, and am ready to embark on garment no#5.
There is much school work to be done today - studying for maths assessments (haha not me cause i rule), doing SAC essays and speeches, writing scenes for drama, and doing hell scary responses for english extension. So today should be pretty fun for all Santa girls everywhere. Enjoy it.............

17th June
yeh katie and bec reckon they're mad cause they put a netball page up, but i'd just like to say who initiated this whole thing anyway? yeh.....thats right. im funny.
ps. the poll is rigged, katie is getting all her sisters gay friends to vote, so dont let public opinion sway your outlook on my coolness, im good.
a random howdy to long lost bud hinesy, dont go becoming a priest.
ps. only 4 more days of school left............

June 21st
why not get out and about on this lovely saturdee.....
go for a walk and a picnic with your friends or family OR
get down to Glebe markets and check out my cousin Bec's stall OR
go visit your nan and take her some flowers OR
check out the terribly exciting St Pats open day (or dont)
Thats about all i can think of, but i dont care if you dont do any of them.

June 22nd
What a beautiful day it has been. blue skies, a crisp freshness to the air, and the perfumed scent of only one more school day left of term......ahhhhhh
i have but one thing to say, "do not go gently in to the night - rage, rage RAGE against the light......." and check out elstoes new site - http://elstoe.tripod.com

July 17th
It's been quite a while.......missed me huh, i knew it. anyway, i hate the holidays. i really do. they stink, especially when you havent gone out of the house since last weekend (and now its already thursday night). but hey, such is the life of a loser, right? hope you've all been having a lovely break nevertheless. cya back at school

July 22nd
What an interesting day it has proven to be........
I awoke at 5:30 to pay my dear fellow christoph a visit at denno station, this adventure meant leaving home at 6:30 - in the dark - the moon was still out I tell you...anyway, school was quite nice too, catching up with the girlies on the goss and so forth. and now, spending the eve not doing the SAC essay thats due tomorrow......i love yr 11
ps. check out the new guestbook kindly supplied by 'beans means heinz'

July 25th
let it be known that i, one jennifer anne elizabeth lloyd, am THE biggest sore loser in the land. and yes, santa white lost bedating (check out all the goss on the debating link) but hey, now we can go to the social so terrifically organised by caroline o'neill (hands up anyone else profoundly shocked by that one...)
have a good end of week lads and lassies, see you all at a knitting club meeting sometime, i hope.  

August 4th
What an agenda I have lined up for tonight. bathed and showered by 4:30, pyjama-ed and dinner by 6, neighbours at 6:30, maybe some communication with the friendlys, then some tv before an early night. ahhh. how sweet it is.
i better enjoy it, cause we dramatic girlies have rehearsals every night this week bar this eve, and then political theatre performance and assessment friday eve - you better all come watch.
on a completely different note, guess who is getting metal taken out of their mouth early thursday morn? yes, that's right - me! but enough about me..lets talk about you...haha who am i kidding. i dont care that much. CHOW

August 9th
and so begins the period of study....for some, anyhow. this morning i revised english and catholic studies, and i must say i am feeling quite proud.
shout-outs to my family: YOU ALL SUCK, im sick of you leaving me here alone and all going out - i have feelings too, and seeing as i have very few friends i think you should be a little more sensitive to my needs as a human being. it hurts. and then i cry. and then reggie barks. its a really gay cycle.

August 22nd
apologies for the lack of updates - have been busily studying for prelim assessment block. but it's all over now, all done, all complete, finis and i am one happy kiddy.
i'm at a loss as to how to spend today - should i do the assessments that are coming up? or go out with mumsy? i feel i should opt for the latter....
well now i'm off to wash my hair using shampoo, but i must say this: boycott SHAMpoo, demand REAL poo!! cya this eve @ the social

August 23rd
Today I had Oportos for the first time ever, i'm sure it's not leisa's fault but I feel so sick now. Like I am seriously doubled over and can't walk, have a hot water bottle glued to my stomach and wearing socks over the top of my pyjama pants while sucking on some tepid water through a straw. But don't worry about me, I'll be right....I'm jen.
How sucky was the social last night? like seriously, hands up who else besides me and alessandra macri couldn't wait to get off that rocky, vomit-smelling, boring boat. Anyway, i had a nice day today which made up for it, so i'm all smiles..except for the sickness - but like i said - don't worry about that.
For all of you partying on in concord at clare j's - i hope you're having a bloomin good time and hey, thanks so much for inviting me.......

August 30th
how much better is this site than chris and leisa's.........
that's all for today. oh and happy birthday to willy

September 16th
Well it's been a while but i promise now that the bulk of assessments are over more passion, love and lust than ever before will be poured back in to this site. if you must now, my loyalties have recently been with another website - but it was for school, so in some small way that makes it all okay.
oh and GUESS WHAT - 10 days till my birthday

24th Sepetmber
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESSIE GIRL!!
only two more school days to go.....then yr 12
goodbyes to kate, hannah, finau, alecia, kimbo, monica & lauren - miss you
ps. coogee beach this saturday - be @ stratty station 10:30am

29th September
Check out the new online journal featuring the recent ramblings of Jen's N & L
https://thegreenomen.tripod.com/jennif
a merry holiday to all!!

 

Alien friend visitors....

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this dog is so pretty

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this pink cactus is prettier

                                      beds for sleepy people -
                    LETS GET KEBABS & GO TO A DISCO!!!