"dad, it's 3 o'clock in the morning....do you know where i am??"
"something under the bed is drooling..."
"your website sucks" gav (about this website)
"SEXCELLENT" KATIE AND BEC (not elstoe.. for shame.)
"long neck bec saves them all and mate kate eats her shoe" katie and bec's ruler pirate poem that will soon be featured on this site.....stay tuned.
"my balls" *needs be repeated over and over....
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
(ewan mcgregor in trainspotting)
